Skyship Steampunk Zeppelin Airship
Board
CAPTAIN: All aboard for safety and adventure on the IFS Zephyr, where the pampered luxury of a cruise ship meets the smoothness of modern air travel. Yes, when you fly Excelsior, you’re flying in style and safety.
TIMMY: Safety? But isn’t hydrogen flammable?
CAPTAIN: And how, Timmy. That’s why Ihe IFS Zephyr is filled with safe, natural helium. Why, it’s actually flame-retardant.
TIMMY: Neat!
CAPTAIN: And safe. So, whether you’re enjoying excelsior’s majestic vistas, duty-free shopping, high-stakes baccarat, dancing with your lovely wife, or even a cigar after a french gourmet dinner, you’ll be enjoying them in style and safety. All aboard The IFS Zephyr!