Tomorrow’s Problem, Says I. Tavern (aka TPSI / Tipsy Tavern) [extra large Tavern and Inn)

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The Tomorrow’s Problem, Says I (Tipsy) Tavern is the single most popular tavern on the continent of Stathan. With it’s home being the city Aeonia (the King’s city in the Harridanian Empire) there is no shortage on good business. With a lower room count of 26 total rooms, all rooms are almost always taken, however, that has no affect on the daily patrons visiting the bottom floor for good food and a chance to try the Tipsy Tavern’s famous homemade rum, SPANK. With plenty of seating for guests and a “once in a life time, knife throwing experience” the Tipsy Tavern offers a fun and (probably) safe experience for all to enjoy!

NOTES:

• Out of the 26 rooms, the most expensive are by far the two on the top floor. They are the VIP rooms of the Tavern with a sun shaded ‘royal’ bed, full size table with seating for 8, upper level with a comfy nook outlooking the tallest window (there’s a second nook on the ground floor of the room) and full access to all of the special perks provided by the Tipsy Tavern. Perks like a top floor bar with unlimited food and drink for the duration of your stay, endless room service, the option to add extra sleeping arrangements for any guests that stay over and invitations to all ‘Tipsy Tavern Provided Entertainment’ (front row seats to theatre, plays, concerts, etc).
• One night on the bottom ‘Lodging’ floor runs you about 1 GP per night. “Party Rooms” go for about 3 GP per night. Middle Lodging floor rooms run about 3-5 GP depending on the room. The VIP rooms which include the all inclusive perk passes run 10 GP a night.
• SPANK rum got its name from its contents and the… aftermath of said consumption of the contents. SPANK rum is VERY spicy. Imagine spicy apple juice.