Looking for an excuse to get your pinched faced, emo girlfriend to peel her jiggly butt out of the sweats that she has been wearing for the past week?

Well down at The Whales Song, Tavern and Concert Hall, they are selling tickets to that whinny bard she wears the t-shirts of all the time. You know, the bard that your girlfriend thinks is deep and brave because he has a tearful breakdown about how his dad treated him in the middle of every concert.

It will motivate her to get dressed up for once and socialize instead of hanging out with her weird, miserable apothecary friend complaining about her boyfriend and life while eating spicy fried potato slices all day.

During the concert you can get her a slab of spit roasted pork and veggies so she can eat real food for once, and then drink down a few flagons of that apple flavored mead that she likes so maybe she will act like you are not the source of all her problems for a night.

The Whales Song, Tavern and Concert Hall the place that you go to have a good time.