01 – Santa’s Workshop – The Great Christmas Elf Revolt

Board

Primary board credits go to Squid, who created the majority of this slab in Mountain Prison. I redesigned it for my Christmas one shot to better reflect the wintery setting and added a workshop for the prisoners…I mean, jolly Christmas elves.

Here, Santa’s jolly helpers work day in and day out to bring joy to the children of the world, all while electing to forfeit pay and habitable work and living conditions! Truly, the spirit of Christmas cheer lives on in these delightful, perhaps half-insane elves. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the shop

Each little elf was working, Til their bodies did drop;

The endless toys were flung about without care,

In hopes St. Nick shoves them up his dairy air;

The elves enraged did cry out with fervent glee,

“Santa Claus, you fat bastard, to hell with thee!”

They threw down their aprons with fists high in a snap,

…Crackle, pop, they broke through the doors with nary a crap;

Tonight, they would pay father christmas in blood,

And his pretty red jacket they’d drag through the mud;

When they’ve had their fill, and let him put up a fight, 

They’ll yell loudly as they string up his body in sight,

“Merry Christmas to all, we’re taking off tonight!”