My rendition of the Mended Drum from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books. Orangutan not included.

“It might be thought that the Mended Drum, scene of unseemly scuffles only an hour ago, was a seedy disreputable tavern. In fact, it was a reputable disreputable tavern. It’s customers had a certain rough-hewn respectability – they might murder each other in an easygoing way, as if between equals, but they didn’t do it vindictively. A child could go in for a glass of lemonade and be certain of getting nothing worse than a clip round the ear when his mother heard his expanded vocabulary” – Sourcery